“ Knowledge is not measured by how much of it you have but by how much you want it
Sigh! My one liners :(
Random Chaos
The test- Focus and After Effects
Terrifically terrifying terrains, toasting those thighs, tiring thyself, thereby thickening thoughts, threatening, trampling. The test tests. Tearing talisman trites. Tenses triangulate tract. The tame tends.
“ The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.
Winston Churchill
A contemporary gift
- Person with giftohrea: Need to present Sally with something. Should I go with a bracelet or a coupon
- Person with Acute Corporate Management Syndrome(ACMS): Presentation? I can do that mate! Office 2007 rocks. But who is Sally?
- An obstetrician on a 18 hour shift: Tell Sally, Cesarean sections are sometimes the result of abnormal presentations.
- Person with Hosting issues: Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting you, Sally
- Person with crib-philia: Present, it sucks! And so do you Sally
Deja vu
- Ram and me were walking down the road after Ram's embarrassing fall at the mall, trying to get into the lift, Pepsi in hand, drenched in rain and later with Pepsi.
- Me: Do you know that Deja vus may indicate a certain medical condition?(continuing discussion of a day before)
- Ram: I think I have heard that before!!
“ We dream in the past now. Now is a past dream. Dream is now past us.
Guess who!
“ What we feel isn’t important. It’s utterly unimportant. The only question is what we do. If people like you don’t learn from what happened to people like me, then what the hell is the point of anything?
Teacher, The Reader
Asocial Networking- Web 5.87?
Man was created. Man destroyed the creator.
Did the chicken come first or the egg is the question?
Ew talkin’ to me
Ew talkin’ to me
Me talkin’ to ew
Me talkin’ to me
Ew talkin’ to ew
Ah, conversation!
