June 2009
1 post
“Knowledge is not measured by how much of it you have but by how much you want it”
– Sigh! My one liners :(
Jun 5th
May 2009
2 posts
The test- Focus and After Effects
Terrifically terrifying terrains, toasting those thighs, tiring thyself, thereby thickening thoughts, threatening, trampling. The test tests. Tearing talisman trites. Tenses triangulate tract. The tame tends.
May 25th
1 note
“The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the...”
– Winston Churchill
May 7th
2 notes
April 2009
6 posts
A contemporary gift
Person with giftohrea: Need to present Sally with something. Should I go with a bracelet or a coupon
Person with Acute Corporate Management Syndrome(ACMS): Presentation? I can do that mate! Office 2007 rocks. But who is Sally?
An obstetrician on a 18 hour shift: Tell Sally, Cesarean sections are sometimes the result of abnormal presentations.
Person with Hosting issues: Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting you, Sally
Person with crib-philia: Present, it sucks! And so do you Sally
Apr 23rd
Deja vu
Ram and me were walking down the road after Ram's embarrassing fall at the mall, trying to get into the lift, Pepsi in hand, drenched in rain and later with Pepsi.
Me: Do you know that Deja vus may indicate a certain medical condition?(continuing discussion of a day before)
Ram: I think I have heard that before!!
Apr 22nd
1 note
“We dream in the past now. Now is a past dream. Dream is now past us.”
– Guess who!
Apr 21st
1 note
“What we feel isn’t important. It’s utterly unimportant. The only...”
– Teacher, The Reader http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0976051/
Apr 15th
Asocial Networking- Web 5.87? →
Man was created. Man destroyed the creator. Did the chicken come first or the egg is the question?
Apr 15th
Ew talkin' to me
Ew talkin’ to me Me talkin’ to ew Me talkin’ to me Ew talkin’ to ew Ah, conversation!
Apr 13th